Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Happy Teacher’s Day!!!

I don’t know how, but today (on THE Teacher’s Day), I just happened to think about my school while I was sitting in my office cab and spotted a school on the way (and I had no idea that today is THE Teacher’s Day).

From that moment onwards my journey was fun. I went back to the memory lanes of my school days. Not that I enjoyed those days as most of the students did/does. Have not been punished much and rarely bunked classes but I was favourite of most of my teachers; not all. That’s what I miss the most.

Due to my father’s transferrable job, I had been to 8 schools and of course, graduation and post-graduation colleges. To adjust to new school every time quickly was no fun task. To join, to adjust and to become teachers’ favourite….hmmmm… I think most of the time my looks did the trick. Don’t go by my current looks but I used to look like geeky, who could do no masti or shararat. I remember many of my friends calling me “kitaabi keeda”. There were occasions when my entire class was on punishment, while I along-with few other geeky kids would be allowed to sit.

All of a sudden, I felt like getting out of the cab, quit the job and go back to school life. Every teacher was unique. One of my history teachers in Delhi, who was definitely close to 60 years of age but wore nice makeup, high heel sandals and dye her hair. One of my English teachers, who could be seen entering the school running with parantha in her hands, screamed at top of her shrill voice and walked in the class bare foot (I am trying to refrain from naming them here). My computer science teacher (whom I totally adore), who actually imbibed in me to think logically always and whose nishana to hit with small piece of chalk on anyone talking was so accurate. My sports teacher in Jaipur of whom almost entire school was afraid but he encouraged ME to play whatever I wanted (and so the entire class had to play that sport ONLY ‘coz that was chosen by me).

But I never had good repo with any of my Maths teacher (ironically, my father was a Maths teacher during his younger days for some time). There was and always will be something wrong with that subject.

Still remember my entire class failing Chemistry 12th Pre-board exam not once, twice or thrice but 4-5 times (except only few 2-3 rare species students) and our sir looking helplessly every time.

And it’s not only School days… how can I ever forget my college? Now that’s where I did some masti. Bothering one of my lecturers every time by asking some question knowing that he does not know the answer and mind you, my questions were never stupid. Only fun part was that I already knew the answer but not him and the multiple changes of expressions on his face at that time.
My economics lecturer during MBA days, who was driven crazy (and I mean that literally) by us... and my MBA friends, am actually not getting his name. If you remember, please update that in Comments section (hint: I used to imitate him in hostel)

No offence to any of my teachers for remembering all the fun things about them but I believe in something, which goes like this: as soon as you become a Teacher, you earn yourself some funny nicknames, you would always be made fun of, you would always be criticized at that time BUT you would always be LOVED the most and remebered by your students (except for few exceptions, of course).

Thanks to all my lovely teachers for making us what we are today. We never believed that you made a difference in our lives when you were teaching us but we can feel it now. I can go on and on to list down each of my teachers but then I would have to write a book….

HAPPY TEACHER’S DAY again!!!

Saturday, May 5, 2012

The Kings and the Beggars....

This is bad. Just now after posting a random blog, I realized that that was my 1st blogpost of the year 2012!!!

What has happened?
1. I have been too busy with lot of things at office and at home...
2. Whenever I am getting time, I just look forward to sleeeep...

We had been looking for another house for rent and I must say that there have been moments when I just couldn't stop laughing, when I wanted to hit the landlords/brokers right on their faces, when I was disgusted...

I mean, such small house, with a pipe running through the master bedroom, a bathroom which was not meant to be and the landlord asking for 16-18K rent and 2.5Lakhs deposit!!!!!!!!!!! Even if we could say that we heard it wrong, he was probably asking for 1.5Lakh deposit and not 2.5, still I wanted to hit him and wake him up from his dream....

While roaming on one of the streets, I spotted a To-Let board hanging on one of the houses. N (Mr. Hubby) called up the Contact person and enquires if it is still up for renting out. (U: Uncle, N: N)

U: Where are you working?
N: (tells his company. I won't reveal the name, but it's one of India's top IT companies)
N: How much is the rent that you are expecting?
U: How much can you pay??
(What ???)
N: No, you tell how much?
U: 23 K (23 or 25K, I don't remember it now)
N: Oh, sorry. That's out of our budget...
U: Haan, thats why I asked you na. How much can you pay...

I mean, hello, are you trying to make fun of us? "Since you work in XYZ company, I know you cannot afford my house"

We have seen and met and talked to so many people in past few months and seen such locations and flats that I am amazed. I feel that landlords think that they are the kings and we are beggars. Can ask any damn rent and 10 months deposit...
Don't they realize what 1.5 L or 2 L means to a service class couple??!!

And BROKERS....Wow...

B: Madam, we have a beautiful flat right on the main road
I: Is it? Which apartment (since I knew almost all the good apartments on the "main" road)
B: Madam, its actually just 500m inside from the main road. You come and see madam
I: Sure, 500m? I don't want to walk too much inside...
B: Yes madam. You come and see tomorrow at 10 am

10 am and we are there and we keep on calling Mr. B and as usual he won't pick up our call initially. Then, after 6-7 attempts Mr. B picks up our call and finally arrives at the "main" road after making us wait for on-an-average 20-30 minutes and tells us to follow him

100m -> 200m -> 400m -> 800m -> 1km -> 1.5-2km and after taking 20 turns, Mr. B stops at a lonely small apartment...

I: You said 500m from main road...
B: Madam, this is close only madam. I took you from another route. Anyways, your cab will come here madam (I mean, how can he guarantee that my cab will come there? And I am not looking for main road flat only for my cab... I just don't want to live in lonely area)
And no points for guessing... the flat never turned to be worth waiting for and coming for...

I know I might be sounding too rude and frustrated, but YES, I am frustrated... There was a time when I actually told this to N: "I wish these landlords do get into a position that they come to us for our house for rent and then I will ask unbelievable rent and deposit...Just to make fun of them"

At your own Risk...

Chatrapati Shivaji Airport, Mumbai, Check in Counter:

Me (all scared, clearing my throat): ummm.... I have some mangoes with me. Can I take them with me in cabin??

Aunty (scary aunty, without looking up at me): No, only 2 dozens allowed. You have to put them for check in...

Me (I can almost hear my heartbeat now): umm... but I have only 2 kgs of mangoes. I think I can take 8 kgs in cabin... (this dialogue could have costed me my life)

Aunty (scary aunty): No, put them for check in

Me (last try, I show the 2 kg pack to aunty): See, this is a small pack

Aunty (scary aunty): Ok. Take it with you in cabin...

Moral: Never ever take panga with Air India aunties. If you still want to take, do it at your own risk...